Tips from my sweet brother in law

Hola soulsista..

While laying down watching Maharaja Lawak Mega 2012 with Mr. Harvey.. I got one SMS from my BIL (Brother in-law)

"Hey sis, do you have Viber? Would like to send you this one photo.."

Hmmm...Curious..what photo...perhaps photo of me getting chubbier? He looovvveee teasing me about my weight gain..new hobby perhaps pftttt..!!..sometimes I feel like smacking him down..!!!heheh..but he's just so sweet and loving person..I love him deary..so I don't bother that much...

Anyway, I replied

"I don't have Viber..what pic? You snapped candid picture of me getting fat issit? or u snap picture of me picking  my nose??hehehhe"

After 10 minutes ...he called me...ekekek..he kinda pissed ..

"Kak Izzy ku sayang..you think my time is dedicated to stalk you and snap ur your pic heh? haha..I got better things to do la instead of bothering u..duhh haha..Actually, I wanted to send you 1 photo about tips for couple who's hard to conceive..My sis friend use this tips from one of the Ustaz..maybe you could try?"

Get offensive from his help? No..cause he knows I was desperately trying my best to conceive..he just trying to help...I'm lucky to have everybody who loves and cares for me...

"Nak nak..of cause I want the tips..apa tips dia"

"1st you need to find 4 dates (kurma). Two for you, and two for Harvey..both of you grasp it tightly..after that take out the seeds from the dates..and blend the dates with goat milk and salawat keatas nabi while drinking... Oh and..you should try this just ONCE in your life time..take it just one time and that's it..that's what the ustaz said..xleh wat 2-3 kali..xelok untuk badan"

"oh...okay...but Harvey hates milk.."

" Kak..just give a try to talk dengan abang aku tu...of all people he should be the one who understand this.."

Later, I hung up his call..

Mr Harvey asked about the call..

I told him about his brother's concerned and tips..he paused..and nodded his head..

I asked him.. "Sayang..can u try to just once drink the milk..kita hanya perlu buat satu kali je seumur hidup...don't ask me why..I don't know.."

Suddenly he said "OKKKAAYYYY"

"OKAYYY??? U PROMISED HARVEY??"

"OKAYYYYYY...I promised..."

Pheww...lega...