Hours before IUI

Darn..!

It's 5:30 am, suddenly I woke up when I realized Mr. Harvey was about to sleep??? *He promised NOT to sleep one whole night...tidakkk!!!!

So I asked him using my high pitch voice "Sayang!! Don't sleep yet la..you promised me not to sleepppp...I really hate when you doing this..."

*I started to be emotional..I have right to be emotional!

"I'm sleepy la..movie kita beli semua boring..."

I was really MAD and  suddenly I cried ...

"You are not like any other man!!..Nanti kalau I kejutkan you nak amik sperm...sure you'll get mad and start acting like tutttt"
*Yes , I cursed..I'm not perfect..he's not either okay..and he was even laughing when he saw me cried..so cruel!


Still..he went to sleep..    *He IS one of a kind..urghhh


So, I woke up, pi kemas rumah, jemur kain..gosok baju... I need to do all heavy chores so that I could relax for couple of days after IUI...

At 7.15am..I embraced myself and try to be brave enough to wake him up..*Fyi, I never wake him up before..cause he hates when people doing that except his phone alarm (meaning that he's only responded to work related calls and thus his phone/work alarm )..That's it...

Even his parents failed to wake him up since forever.. *power tak husnband I!! geramnyaa


After 1 hour...

I laid down beside him ...and tapped his shoulder slowly with my sweet face .. *Dalam hati tensen sbenarnya..hipokrit kan

"Wake up wake uppppp sayangg....its time..I need to collect your seed.." *So funnyyyy!!!!

He woke up instantly with his red eyes and fierce face ..." right now ke? Ok jap."

Pheww!!...Thank God..He was able not to be grumpy-selfish-creature..*hehehe

So I gave him  his laptop for him to watch whatever that could stimulate his mood..

I also gave him Conceive Plus to help him lubricate the area..*This is my theory..other lubs will harm the sperms but I hope Conceive Plus able to help Mr. Harvey to smoothly 'doing' his thing without harming his sperm..

I just waited for him at our living room ..watching my Diva Universal Channel..


After 40 minutes ..lama betul


Mr Harvey called me and gave me his specimen..

"Eh sikitnyaa..cukup ke ni...are you nervous? " * I started being pushy and annoying ...typical me..haha..seriously sikit gila...like 2ml?? cenonet okay!

He tried to answer without getting mad...

"Its not about the portion..its about the quality inside this portion" *Wah...macamla dia tau sangat..study pasal ni pun tak pernah...konfiden nyerrr kann...!

So, I just mumbling to myself..and immediately took the specimen and put in between my boobs.. *yes..we need to put the specimen near to the body temperature. Our boobs is the best place to ensure the sperm is comfortable and warm inside container.


In a flash I drove to the hospital and leave Mr. Harvey alone..I needed to go to the lab quickly and get the sperm washed done.


While droving to the Tawakal Hospital, I was quite worried about the specimen portion.."biar betul ni...dalam ni ada berapa je ni...ntah ntah x sampai 1 million..after wash..berapa sangat yang tinggal" *teruk betul I ni..I know, but I couldn't help myself..

 I reached to the lab, and handed over to the laboratorist..

Macam biasa...I managed to get some answers from her...in conclusion we can't judge based on portion ..we will never know until the sperm got washed and analyzed  .. *we'll see how..

After that, I went to Dr. Jaafar assistant and she asked me to come back at 10am

I went back home..having my breakfast..Mr. Harvey.??.He didn't sleep...He watched Youtube while waiting for me.. He's not being romantic..Never...He just couldn't sleep since our 'beloved neighbor' doing their house renovation and drilling their wall like nobody business.... *Bravo Jiran..!!.Award for The Best Neighbor of the Year goes to you! Ceh..


10:17 am...

Hospital called..the result and doctor are ready for my IUI.. *yeay!!

"Vrooooommmm.... Lets goooo !!!"

Ps: Curios to know Mr Harvey's count...hope for the best!!