Sperm Fight!!!

May the force be with you!!

Quite interesting post title..SPERM Fight...

Have you ever wondered what's going on between sperms before  the ONE and ONLY from hundreds of million of them fight for their right? 

This is war!!!

Hehe..funny ilustration..:P

From the research:

It goes along the lines that the male produces three types of sperm. The first we all know about and that is the type the fertilizes the egg, the second is what is called blocker sperm. Their job is simply to essentially block the way of sperm that might come from another male. (Ini kalau isteri yang curang la..not for us..) And then the third is known as killer sperm. They apparently swim around looking for and attacking any foreign sperm. 

DID YOU KNOW??

There is even research that men can control the amount of "killer sperm" they produce depending on what partner they are with.

*Don't know how true is the research..But when I've found it..I was quite amused and disbelief..if this is true..MasyaAllah..god is great..!

Anyway I've found this one joke about sperm..laughter is the greatest medicine..kan?

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Once I was out on what might be one of the most interesting double blind dates ever. The other male brought up an interesting fact that males produce two types of sperm during sex. One type is the normal sperm whose soul mission is to find and plant the flag on the egg, the other type are considered “fighter sperm” whose only mission in their short life is to find and attack any other sperm occupying the area that does not  belong to the original male. So if a man thinks his wife or girlfriend has been cheating on him, he’ll subconsciously send a message to his coin purse to produce way more of the fighter sperm to send them out on a search and destroy mission. Interesting.

I thought to myself, “sweet, sperm war!” I wondered how my boys would do in that kind of scenario. I’d probably give a Patton like speech the morning before the battle to my soldiers and then send them in there.

(VK’s killer sperm)

Scene: VK stands in his bathroom looking down his boxer shorts. It’s morning, he’s giving a speech to um… himself. We watch and listen in.

VK(talking to his sperm!)): "Alright boys it’s morning, normally within the next couple of minutes you guys would be landing on Sarah’s face for her morning Dorian Gray facial but we have a situation. Last night at 22:00 hours we received a call from Sarah telling us she’d be staying at her girl Vivian’s place. At 24:00 hours Vivian called us to make sure Sarah got home ok. This brings us to conclude that the probability of our nookie hole being compromised is high."

"This wont be your typical mission aka “the search for Zion”. No boys, this is strictly a search and destroy mission. Are you eye balling me Muniz! Tighten up! Anyway I want you boys to watch your backs out there. I’ve got a feeling she spent the night with Julio, her dance teacher. He’s Mexican so you know there will be a bunch of them in that little space we call home. It may be INPY’s boys if so there’s probably twenty of them, still drunk of Bourbon and coke, trying to figure out how the hell they got there"

"Here’s the plan, I’m going to get a little tug session going on then sneak back into bed and hit her with the morning wood poke. She’ll probably say something like, “not now honey, I’m still tired” that’s when I’ll hit her with, “but baby, your so sexy right now, I was thinking I’d go down on you for once”. She’ll happily roll over and that’s when we hit her with the “sike out” trojan horse insert. Unable to resist the motion in her ocean, you boys will be deployed exactly two minutes and thirty seconds later."

"Huddle up boys,!!father sperm could you please bless us with a prayer (he does). Remember boys this is ours home, WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!" ( of course my boys wear under armor workout shirts with matching skullies…. duh)

(we found her boys, secure the area, lock it down!)

Unfortunately things did not go according to plan. As soon as he got into bed Sarah counter strike with, “I’ve got a bad headache, and I think I’m getting my period”. The fighter sperm ended up going down the drain during a cold shower.

LOL... :P